Procrustes’ Toaster Bed
CHF 32.00 inc. VAT
The best bread demands its own space, doesn’t it; a proud, unwieldy sphere of crust and crumb. But then there’s the toaster, an uncompromising rectangle of heat, a tiny, domestic bed. We often find such joy in making things fit, in the sharp click of conformity, even if it means mangling something perfect. It’s a strange, almost manic satisfaction; to force the round peg into the square hole, cleaver in hand, laughing a little as the crumbs scatter. We do it to ourselves sometimes; reshape our unruly selves for an imagined slot.
The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.
- 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
- Fabric weight: 115.3 g/m²
- Pre-shrunk for extra durability
- 40 singles
- Regular fit
- Side-seamed construction
- Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Age restrictions: For adults. EU Warranty: 2 years. Other compliance information: Meets the flammability level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at A Seed for Life, c/o Frey Services, Eggstrasse 14f, 8134 Adliswil, Switzerland or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
| Attributes | Value |
|---|---|
| Color |
Emerald Triblend, Solid White Triblend |
| Size |
XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL |
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